Ikakasal din ba ang pinsan mo?

So merong kaming officemate (let’s call her A) na uuwi ng maaga one Friday afternoon, so I asked her, “Ba't maaga kang uuwi?” Officemate A goes, “Ikakasal kasi pinsan ko at abay ako.” Then sumingit ang isa ko pang officemate (B), who, of course, doesn't know the cousin of A who's getting married but she proceeds anyway, and says with all sincerity, “Wow, magaabay ka? Pakisabi sa pinsan mo congrats ha."

I couldn't help but joke (which is kinda rude, actually), “So, sasabihin niya galing sayo?”

On humorless days talaga, panalo ang ganitong sitwasyon!